My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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worst night to have a conscience
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW