Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house