Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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