I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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