so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
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it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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