my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
the liver wants what the liver wants
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He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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