Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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