Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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