I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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