Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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