I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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