Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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