why didn't you poke me back
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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