What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
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I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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