...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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