saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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