I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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