i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I party with great urgency now.
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