Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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