i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says