I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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