Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?