I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.