One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.