found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome