I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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