I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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