Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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