i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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