he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
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I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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