physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
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4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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