And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
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We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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