I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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you inspire me to be a worse person
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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