im drinking this country out of the recession.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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