It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
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I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
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the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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