he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings