hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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