i can't believe i had my finger in that
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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splinters make it hard to masturbate
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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