dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
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I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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