Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
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seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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