So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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