This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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