ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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