Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
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She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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