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I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
i will never coherently bang her
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
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