That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
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he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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