I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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