I cockslap morals
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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