john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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