just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.