well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i just made my gag reflex go away.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
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Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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