if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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