i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Randomize
