I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
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You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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